Too good

http://www.nfl.com/videos/minnesota-vikings/09000d5d8144d828/Sound-FX-Just-a-big-kid

Magic Man

Why Vikings fans are better than Lions fans.

What a cunt.

Troy Polamalu has dandruff.

Who knew?

THIS JUST IN!!!!

Piitsburgh and Tennessee are still boring to watch (with the exception of Polamalu and CJ). What a fucking lame kickoff game. I'm obviously biased towards putting the Vikes on for kickoff, but it's not a bad bias, they do have the most exciting player in the league. Even if the Vikes did't get the nod, why not go with a BIT of offense. Why not just do a rematch of the Superbowl? At least Arizona is a fun team to watch.

Anyways, I can't fucking wait for Sunday. This week is like Christmas. I equally cannot wait for my Fantasy Draft tomorrow. I have the day off today to pore over my preseason notes,make up my list for tomorrow, and basically put day two of a 4 day bender in motion.

Ahhh , the season is upon us. Feels good, doesn't it?

Ohco Kicko!

Fuken piped it!

Well folks, I would be remiss if I didn't comment on the signing of Mr. Brett Favre this week.

IT BETTER BE A SUPERBOWL.

That's it. It's honestly my expectation after all this off-season drama, otherwise the sideshow was not worth the time.